Title: Songfic #5 - "Pyretta Blaze"
Author: Disclaimer: Based on characters and situations from The Transformers [(c) 1986 Hasbro, Ltd]. Used without permission. Lyrics (c) 1999 Type O Negative. Text (c) 2003, Koi Lung Fish [Mark of Lung. All Rights Reserved.]
Subject: Entry for Wayward Insecticon's Annual Badfic Contest.
Continuity: Beast Wars S2.



Beautiful yet dangerous

Thermogenic luminous

Like a moth drawn to a flame - I'm the same

All cremated equally

Inferno comes back from patrol. It is raining outside and he is very wet and dirty. He does not like being dirty because ants are very clean but because his Queen orderd him to patrol he does it even thoug he gets dirty and cold. He goes to give his report to the Royalty. He goes to MegatronÕs private quarters. He goes in.

"My Queen I -

Inferno stops taking because his Queen is in her bathtub and is warm and clean. Ingerno thinks the Queen is very beautfil and does not know what to say. He is a warrior ant and warrior ants are not allowed to mate with the Queen. He feels very bad because he is a bad ant and the Queen will not be happy with him.


As a spark still I knew

I'll be lured, be consumed

She a pyre incarnate - incinerate

An inferno turned to flesh

Megatron see s that Infenro is uhappy because of something. He orders Inferno to keep on reporting. Iferno tells Megatron his report but Megatron notices that his warrior is very distracted and looks at him very much.

"Inferno what is wrong you are not paying attention to your own report." Megatron says and Inferno looks very unhappy.

"My Quween I am a very bad soldier." he says. "I ama warrior and warriors are not supposed to want to mate."

"Oh and who do you want to amte with?"

"My Queen I am an ant and I want mate with my Queen. I am a very bad soldier and I should be killed because I am not good enough to protect you."


You are the first

Will be my last

Will be my final words

(said she) - Pyretta Blaze

Megatron frowns because Infrno is a good solider and loyal and he trusts him. But he is surprised that Inferno wants to mate iwith him. "Iferno you are a good soldier and I do not want to kill you because you are useful."

Inferno goes on his knees and bows and bows to Meagtron. "Thank you mighty Queen I am unworth of your mercy." he says but he is still looking at Megatron the same way. "I am a warrior and I am not supposed to want to mate with anyone especially not my qonderful Queen."

Megatron does not understand his ant. "BUt the queen has to mate doesn't she?"

"Yes Royalty the Queen must have a mate to produce more warriors to fight the enemies of the Colony. But it is not for warriors."

"Then who is it for?"

"MY Queen only the drones can mate with the Royalty. But we do not have drones here they are lazy and do no work and do not fight. Taratanalas is very lazy and does not fight and does not work but I do not think this makes him a drone he is just lazy."

"Ah but I am Queen and I fight too!"

Inferno has to think about this very hard because he did not think about it before. it is true that the Queen is not supposed to fight she is spposed to lay eggs all the time but his Queen fights too. She is a mighty Queen and burns the enemies of the Colony with her fires. Inferno is proud that she is his queen because she is fierce and uses fire.


You are the first

Will be my last

Will be my final words

(said she) - Pyretta Blaze

:And also you can fly." Megatron says because he has access the computer and looked up ants so he knows that only queens and drones can fly not warriors.

"Yes my Queen I can fly and so can Waspinator but we are not drones we are warriors we can only fly because you do not tell us to bite off our wings which we have by accident."

"maybe no Inferno. I have warrios who can fly and I am a Queen who fights yes so if I want to take a mate who is not a drone I can do so yes!"


Say the words I long to hear

Pinch bite kiss suck lick and sear

In a pyromantic way - I'm her slave

Living for her to ignite

iferno looks up ebcause he cannot believe what he is hearing. "My queen would you really take a mate who is not a drone? I think you should take Rampage as your mate he is your strongest wariior and then the new warriors will be strong as well."

Megatron looks sick becasue Ramapge is vevry ugly and evil and he does not wnt to be in the same room as him let alone have him for a mate. He is very fond of iNferno because he is very loyal and never ever disobeys him he is the only Predacon Megatron trusts and Megatron is very lonely now. He says to Infreno 'No you will be my mate because I want a loyal amte who will not try to eat me."


You are the first

Will be my last

Will be my final words

(said she) - Pyretta Blaze

Inferno smiles he is very happy and almost cannot believe what he is hearing. "My Queen I am unworthy to be your mate. you are too beautiful for an bad soldier like me."

Megarton feels a little warm because nobody has ever allced him beautiful and he likes it. he is very vain and takes many baths to amek sure he is always at his best. He did not think anyone had noticed. He feels uncomfortable because Inferno has made him feel nervous and does not know what to do.


You are the first

Will be my last

Will be my final words

(said she) - Pyretta Blaze


Inferno crfawls across the floor to his Queen and puts his elbows on the edge of te bath-tub. he can see that his Queen is blushing and he thinks the Royalty looks even more good looking like that!

Megatrpn puts his hand up and touches Inferno on the face Inferno makes a noise because he likes that. He is still cold from his patrol and his Queen is warm and wet. He wants to get in the bath wiht her but he is dirty.

"MY Quenn if I am to mate with you I should go and get clean because I am dirty." he says.

"No Inferno you can get in the bath with me." Megatron says and he sounsd nervous because Inferno is a big warrior and very spiky and he is afraid he will get hurt when they mate.


You are the first

Will be my last

Will be my final words

(said she) - Pyretta Blaze

"Are you sure my Queen I mean we do not have to mate now it is up to you you are the Royalty and I will do whatever you command."

"Alright Inferno we will not mate just now but you can still get in the bath." Megatron says now he feels more comfortable. Inferno is very sensible he thinks and is glad that he has chosen such a sensible mate. he does not feel so lonely now.

Inferno gest in the bath with his Queen and cuddles her. He is very happy hecause his dream has come true and his Queen is now going to be his mate as well. He feels happier than he has ever felt before.

Megaatron cuddles with inferno he is not as spikey as he thought an he is very strong and protective. Megatron feels good because Inferno is going to be a good mate for him.


You are the first

Will be my last

Will be my final words

(said she) - Pyretta Blaze

(said she) - Pyretta Blaze

(said she) - Pyretta Blaze

(said she) - Pyretta Blaze


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